Belongs In Arkham Asylum.

hedlunds:

im tired of things costing money

(via pizza)

theramen:

wellhellotello:

fckingmajeliblood:

so-much-hilarity:

I keep having to remind myself that it’s the lionesses that do the hunting and killing and get their faces soaked in blood I mean is there a more badass animal



the king of the jungle
in the second it’s like ‘maybe if I look away she’ll stop yelling at me’

I TOLD YO BITCH ASS TO PICK UP THE CUBS

dovvnload:

My parents believe that I’m the only teenager that: is lazy, stays up late, has a messy room, is constantly emitting high energy gamma rays & levitates in midair while chanting in an unknown language

(via darkwashskinnyjeans)

kylajaykay:

mamayuuma:

"what will your kids think of that tattoo?"
my kids aren’t going to give 2 shits because i’m not going to raise them to be a judgmental asshole like yours did

i’m just going to reblog this over and over again until i give myself carpal tunnel

(Source: iiiarclight, via ravenclaw20401)

badman300:

"you are what you eat" i don’t remember eating a huge disappointment

(Source: secretpapi, via ravenclaw20401)

comcasting:

My grandpa texted for the first time in his life today and he spit straight wisdom out of the keyboard
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